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The diary of a millennials’ journey with ass cancer
I always thought I would be writing a beauty blog (which is my true passion), but going through this time in my life, I wanted to share my story with others going through something similar
Scroll down to see my posts - they are in no particular "order", but the newest posts are at the top
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Coffee after radiation
Week one is done! My partner and I are getting into the groove of a new "routine". Wake up, take chemo pills with food, drink a bunch of...
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Jan 15, 2021
Sunday scaries
I am officially on leave from work now. Taking a short term leave for about five weeks while I complete the next phase in my treatment....
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Jan 10, 2021
The grudge.
I'll admit, I am one of the biggest grudge holders in the world. When I was in elementary school, I got picked on A LOT. I think I...
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Dec 29, 2020
When I get that feeling, I need "alternative?" healing.
This whole process has made me look into anything and everything that might help me. A few years ago, my boss at the time (a woman in her...
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Dec 23, 2020
Guilt.
Warning - this post is going to be depressing AF (*note to parents, "AF" = as fuck.). In addition to the many "issues" I'm working...
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Dec 19, 2020
Did Scrooge have ass cancer too?
If so, this would make a lot of sense. I would be a crusty ass old man at Christmas if I had ass cancer. Actually, I'm just a crusty ass...
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Dec 18, 2020
CCC! Read all about it!
I'm not usually one to bombard people with my personal or political views, or to preach about things. I'm definitely a big supporter of...
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Dec 14, 2020
Some good news.
Let me start off by saying that I had a full on meltdown in front of the doctor yesterday. I think it was a combination of relief,...
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Dec 9, 2020
C.B.D. It's dynamite
oi,oi,oi. C.B.D. (like the song by AC/DC). The doctors say no for some reason, but the nurses (and everyone else who has compassion), say...
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Dec 3, 2020
Arm out. Chest in.
It's 2:47am. Good news is, the PICC is out of my arm (hooray!), bad news is (only temporary bad news), my chest port hurts like a bitch....
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Nov 24, 2020
The vampire effect - and other "fun" skin stuff
The amount of money that I've spent over the years on IPL (Intense Pulsed Light) and facial treatments, now seems like a waste. For those...
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Nov 20, 2020
We're all waiting patiently, so sit the F down!
Ohhh, these last few days (7 days actually) were rough. I'm not going to lie, this sucks....although, yesterday and today, things are...
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Nov 20, 2020
When the pipe bursts, the condo will flood
Honestly, this year is soooooo amazing. I fucking love it. As if this shit show couldn't get any worse, my parents' condo flooded while...
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Nov 11, 2020
Hair tumbleweeds, and 90's brows
They told me that I wouldn't lose my hair completely, and for that I am so grateful. I expected the hair on my head to thin out for sure,...
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Nov 11, 2020
I am electric. Seriously.
You know when you get a static shock? That little shock that makes you think, "ooh! ya got me you bastard!"? Well, multiply that by 1000,...
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Nov 11, 2020
Give me the drugs. I am a pussy.
One thing that you need to know about me, is that my biggest fear in life, is pain. Do not ask me if I prefer to go the "natural" route,...
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Nov 9, 2020
The closest thing to a doctor you have in your friend group
When you are first diagnosed, you are in shock, and you know NOTHING. Keep in mind that I have diabetes, so this just adds another "fun"...
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Nov 9, 2020
"Help me, I'm poor", No, really. I need help showering.
Nothing, I mean, NOTHING, makes you feel more attractive than having to ask your significant other to wrap you up in plastic wrap like...
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Nov 9, 2020
Holy shit. People show up.
The generosity and kindness that I've been shown, is mind-blowing. Friends, family, family friends, acquaintances, coworkers, people I've...
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Nov 8, 2020
Just made the cut! I am considered to be a "young adult"?!
The cutoff age for the hospitals' AYA (Adolescent and Young Adult) Group is 39! Woo! I just made the cut. Score! This is flattering. I am...
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Nov 8, 2020
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