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When the pipe bursts, the condo will flood

  • ACD
  • Nov 11, 2020
  • 1 min read

Honestly, this year is soooooo amazing. I fucking love it. As if this shit show couldn't get any worse, my parents' condo flooded while they were driving me to my appointment at the hospital yesterday. The universe hates us. So, now I have some company for a at least a week, and I'm going for chemo tomorrow (which always makes me super happy. and want to be around people. No.). My poor mom...my god. She is a mess. I wanted to try and recreate her accent (french Canadian) for you, but I can't quite figure out how write it out, so you can get the full experience. The toilet pipe burst, probably at the exact moment they picked me up to take me to my appointment, and now they have to replace the floors, and god knows what else. They just renovated the condo, too. Mom is scared to go to a hotel, because she doesn't want to have to quarantine and not be able to see me, which is totally understandable. They are over there now, packing up all of their belongings now (to put into storage). I can just picture my mom now, packing her dishes, while crying, and being like "why did dis appen to us?"(remember the accent). JFC can this get any worse.

 
 
 

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Jenny Cairney
Jenny Cairney
Nov 20, 2020

Omg that is exactly your moms accent! Lol

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